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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?","punchline":"Talonted!","id":219}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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