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Tommee Tippee is a feeding bottle and child care brand based in Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom. Its parent company, Mayborn Group is owned by Chinese insurance company Ping An Insurance. As of 2015, it was the fifth largest child care company in the world and is known for its spill-proof cups.
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