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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

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